- Me: I don't understand why do I keep gaining weight
- Me: *eats 5 cookies*
- Me: seriously it doesn't make sense
- Me: *takes sip of monster*
- Me: cause I'm healthy
- Me: *opens two bags of chips*
I hope it fucking haunts you forever knowing that you’re the reason behind the scars on someone else’s body.
(Source: soulandmoon)
- guy: get in the van
- me: no
- guy: free wifi
- me: ok
- me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
- concert tickets: way too expensive
- concert tickets: too far away
- concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
- concert tickets: 18-year limit
- me: but
- concert tickets: No.
- draco malfoy: hey i just met you
- and this is crazy
- but i am a racist
- i hate gingers
- and mudbloods
- i despise gryffindor house
- and my parents work for the man who killed your parents
- would you like to be my friend?
That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, they’re still following you.
(Source: kdtechnology)
Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.
In fact, I’d love it immensely if you did. Anytime, anyplace, anything.
(Source: dearhazza-loveboobear)
